Sole to soul

So, after a day or two. I finally decided that I'll blog today. I recently finished reading this book of Durjoy Datta which goes by the title, "Now that you're rich, lets fall in love". I never really understood the point of giving such huge a title to a book.

He could might as well written the climax of the story on the cover page. He is a swift writer, no doubts about that, but his books would be a lot more decent to the eye if his titles were, maybe a bit shorter? Almost all of his books have very long titles, I need to ask him. WHY?

Apart from the regular shit, I'm going through a period of my life, when everything and everyone seems to be happy, and those who aren't, well, they atleast pretend to be when I'm around, and that does the trick. Hence making me, by default the happiest person on the planet. :D

Mean while, all of my friends are headed home during the mini vacations, in the upcoming week, "On account of" Dusserah. I prefer staying back and attending lectures, because I cannot afford to miss the love of my life during the semester vacations( The perks of not having a cell phone or a facebook account, I'm telling you.) So, well I'm attending lectures on Sundays also. If you are wondering why? Read the above sentence once again. The irony being, the sole of my shoes went rogue, and so did my soul. ;) "Agar baat samajh aayi to ek dabaye" :D

So, yes I'm going to stay at both of my Granny's places and....nothing. I'm just gonna stay there and wait for the vacations to get over. Plus the young lady sitting next to me is peeping into my computer every now and then, so I'd rather publish this post, than be recognized by everyone in the college the next day as, "THE GUY WHO BLOGS! OMG! :O"

Keep reading people. :D

Yes. Blog update, Here it is.

After two weeks since I last blogged, finally I got time to update. A lot of stuff has happened in the past two weeks, exams and all that kinds of shit. But more importantly, I write this blog because my senior always asks me where my blog update. I keep promising her everyday, but at the end of the day I get pretty lazy to actually take out my laptop from the locker and type in shit when my hours in the college past so well and life is bliss. I shall give the reason later, for now, its just that, I'm the happiest guy on the planet. :D

Right now, in my friend's room after a intense counter strike session, I decided to blog when Manjoosha texted me "Gn sd tc" which interprets, " you do not update your blog, and I'm not talking to you" so yes, here is the blog update. Well, this isn't much but there's a lot more coming in store. All of this shit I've been through these two days is worth sharing and yeah +=> it is some funny shit alright. I've nothing to write about as of now, because I'm sleepy and I'm writing only because I do not want to piss kind people off :P Till then, keep reading people. :D

(Memory+Questions+Food+Time)*Engineering=a really long post at 3:00am

Yes, its true I haven't kept my word about blogging every single day, and that is because I do not have time. Given by the time, I updating this post, its almost 02:30 am on the clock. Completing analog electronic circuits assignments, logic design record, math assignments, studying for the Network Analysis test, is all that my life consists of at the moment. But, I disagree with the fact that this is all that my life needs, hence the blog update.

After all the shit, I've been through, I found out that whatever I predict or imagine or even think in my wildest of imaginations, doesn't come true. I've been longing for that time, where I could say, "Yes, this is my dream and it is finally true." Because, it simply never happens. Also, I bragged how I'll update my blog every single day, and It Never Happened. Though I try my best to update whenever I get the TIME> I'll henceforth try to update it everyday, so that my senior who always mocks me about how I did not keep my word, gets an answer right in theface. :P

The last time, I blogged about how easy Math and Analog Electronic circuits are referring them to mouth watering pieces of cakes, I scored badly in both the test, 16 and 15 marks out of 25 respectively. People would argue that these are pretty good marks for an engineering student, who starts studying a night before the exam, and I respect that. Before that, I bragged how easy IIT-JEE was and how anyone could crack it, referring JEE( one of the toughest exams in the country) to a piece of cake again, I flunked in that test. Well, I didn't study, and I still think that JEE is a piece of cake, but still as I mentioned before, what I think never comes true. Yeah, my bad luck, or if I take it in an optimists outlook, its actually great. It teaches how we must live in the present and not worry about the future, and make the most of now and all that kinds of crap. What I don't get is, If I don't think about the future, how will I get through? Depending on almighty is one thing, and not preparing for tomorrow's exam just because we're supposed to live in the moment is another. If we do not study for the exam that is tomorrow, how could we possibly pass? If we have ample knowledge about the subject then not studying is just fine. But when we do not know SHIT about the subject, how is "living in the moment"
 justified?

I've been looking for answers for a long time, and when I get my answer, another question arises and I start looking the perfect answer for the newly found query. Fifteen more minutes to 3 am, and I could be officially declared as a Nocturnal creature.

Back to the topic on which this blog is based on, Engineering Life>> I slept for 13 hours this Sunday. Yes, I slept for more than half the day, and I'm not ashamed of it, because a good sleep is all that a Good engineering student needs, as they rarely get one. Skipping breakfasts, having lunch in "Ramakrishna Non veg" hotel downstairs, is now starting to be a trend. The last time I remember having breakfast is when I woke up at 7. College is at 9, and I get up at 8. One hour is all I need to get myself in place and in the classroom seat. All of a sudden, I realized that I've a pretty bad memory these days. I was about to blog about my bad memory in the first place, but my bad memory did not let me blog about the bad memory I was about to blog on. Whenever I'm in class, I come across a lot of stuff and I feel like,"Oh man, I got to blog this the first thing I get my hands on a keyboard, with an internet connection." Wait, there should be a monitor as well( bad memory perks). But as I said, I've a bad memory, I forget to note things down and I forget to blog. Whenever my friends are like, "Remember that time, when that shit happened, and he did that and this, and I did that, and she was like woah." I stare at their faces, as if they are speaking a foreign language, because I have no clue what in the name of holy spirits, they are talking about!! I... see? I just forgot the next freaking sentence, I had planned to write at the beginning of this bad memory topic. Henceforth, I take an oath to take down whatever funny crap that I find worth blogging and worth reading for you guys as well, so that everybody lives a peaceful life and green house gases decrease(I've no idea why I put that shit right in the middle of all this) Until tomorrow, alright people, keep reading. :D
P.S-The animal above is Holstein-Freisian breed of dairy cow.(This implies, I must sleep right now.)

Do not read. Boring post. Revival needed.

So, finally I find the time to blog in the college Internet lab, the last time I remember blogging in the lab is in the last semester. The irony of buying new stuff is that, once you get it, you lose its importance. With fifteen minutes left till the next lecture and I'm pretty confused what to blog about, a friend suddenly walks up to me and appreciates my blog, I'm naturally, flattered by his frankness. He even offers to translate my blogs to Kannada, for the local folks to get a hold of what I write. I'm overwhelmed right now. I have no idea what to write and still I'm typing random crap into the keyboard very hard, so that everyone in this net lab could know that I'm a blogger!! :D Yeah, poor means of advertising, I understand, but you could call it desperation of young bloggers who wish to make their blog famous? You'll know what I'm talking about if, you start a blog, and very less people visit it.

Lectures before the lunch break were pretty alright, provided I had not done the Math or Analog Electronic Circuits assignment, so I was kicked out of the class and asked to write the assignment 4x times respectively. Math ma'am being kind at heart, could not bear seeing her students outside the class completing notebooks, as it would be pretty harsh on her part as well, so she called us back in to the class and asked us to complete the homework as soon as possible. Cheers to that. This post is getting pretty boring down the line and I'd rather not bore you more, as I'm not on the edge since I've not blogged for the past few days due to unavailability of an Internet connection. And I know I'm making many grammatical errors, and I've five minutes for the classes to start, so without wasting my time further, I bid everyone a happy adieu, Adios, folks. :D (P.S. I'll try blogging better from now on)

Cute Capacitor Revenge. :D

In the midst of all the serious experimenting in the Analog Electronic Circuits laboratory, my lab partner never seems to be intimidated by the amount of seriousness I inculcate in rigging up the circuit. :P The other day, we were trying independently clip two sinusoidal waveforms, and the output waveform was like a design, and she goes, "Oh my god, this is soooooooooo cuteeeeeee". And I'm staring at her, as if she was the one who master planned the 9/11 bombings. You might know a thing or two about girls, that they blabber all day and stuff, but this particular young lady could go on and on for hours together. :P Therefore, I prefer not arguing with her, especially when she's all, "(makes a frown face) aaaaaa this is soooooo boring, aaaaa im so sleepy, aaaaaa I hate him!!!, aaaaaaa we'll do this in the next labbbbbbbb, aaaaaaaaa". And the way she says all this is so funny, I can't stop but laugh!! I even got into trouble the other day, when the lecturer saw me smiling, and told something in Kannada, which was later explained to by my lab partner that the lecturer wanted me to kick me out of the lab!! :P

I'll tell you a situation which happened today, when we got a couple of a 100 pico ( 10 to the power -12) Farads ceramic capacitors, and she goes "wowwwwww this is soooo cuteeee!!!!" I am not sure whether this was a bit too offensive on my part, but I'm sure that if she is reading this at the moment, she'll go, "Ashish, I'll kill you!!" But, I do not care, my dear friend. ;) Here is the photo of a ceramic capacitor, and even if you find it cute, congratulations, you just found a best friend!! :P Alright people, Keep Reading! :)

Sunday Or Vacation?

Lazing around on a nice Sunday feels so good after a hectic week. All I did yesterday was watch movies and sleep and got up late in the morning today. A good twelve-hour sleep, once a week, sets it all right. Obviously, if you get up late in hostel, you don't get breakfast and given the similarity in the mouth watering delicacies of lunch you get daily, you'd rather eat in the "apparently gross hotel" according to those "hygienic people who eat in seven star hotels", which caters to the needs of almost everyone. Right from chickenators to hard core cigarette smokers. Named after the Indian Mythological Gods, "Ram and Krishna", Hotel Ramkrishna, caters to the needs of students who get tired of the daily rants of engineering life, offering them chicken, maggi, sandwiches, cold drinks, ice creams, omlete paav, vada paav, sev puri, bhel puri, "chinece noodles, fried rice, bhel(Chinese people would ", or just a simple pack of  smokes and much more. I wonder if Lord Ram or Lord Krishna come to visit our small town, they'd be surprised how students are getting spoiled under the pretext of their holy names. Cigarettes, one puff and they could spoil the best of people, is exactly what happens here. There are students who visit RK(as we lovingly call the "gross hotel") succumb to peer pressure and start drifting away in their own world of (holy) smokes.

It has its own corner for those who smoke on the backside of the hotel, where people who do not smoke, do not go, and anybody who goes behind is automatically a smoker in the eyes of the world. I've completed one year in this beautiful place and I hope the readers understand my Sarcasm. That's about it  for today, my friend is hungry and so am I, and there is a guy( who smokes) staring at my laptop, so I'd rather stop because he appears pissed. Keep reading people. ;) 

This is that shit, right here.

I pen down, or rather type this post sitting on the broken college chair which was installed merely a week ago, all due to the admission hype.Yes, there are a lot of new faces one can see in our college these days. Most of them flaunting their attitudes on their forehead. Juniors, can't help it, would take a while till they understand how things roll in the college.

There is this particular who comes to the college wearing a tie, a blue, red or a freaking YELLOW tie! Even our Dean prefers not wearing the neck gear, but this junior is all set to make his mark on this institution only till the seniors take good care of him.

Apart from all the regular blabbering and blogging about how my day was and how my crush smiled at me, I'd think of doing something different than the usual. For example, here is a diagram of an RC phase shift oscillator. :D Courtesy Wikipedia. :D

To know how this shit right here, works, contact me or Wikipedia is always your best friend. Keep reading folks. ;)